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THE MAN'S
GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN SAYS
At long
last... The Men's ultimate Guide to what a woman really means
when she says something. Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later).
| WHAT SHE SAYS | WHAT SHE MEANS!!!! |
| You want | You want |
| We need | I want |
| Do what you want | You'll pay for this later |
| We need to talk | I need to complain |
| Sure... go ahead | I don't want you to |
| I'm not upset | Of course I'm upset, you moron! |
| You're ... so manly | You need a shave and you sweat a lot |
| You're certainly attentive tonight | Is sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! | I'm on my period |
| Be romantic, turn out the lights | I have flabby thighs |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient | I want a new house |
| I want new curtains | and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... |
| I need wedding shoes | the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white |
| Hang the picture there | NO, I mean hang it there! |
| I heard a noise | I noticed you were almost asleep |
| Do you love me? | I'm going to ask for something expensive |
| How much do you love me? | I did something today you're really not going to like |
| I'll be ready in a minute | Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. |
| Is my butt fat? | Tell me I'm beautiful |
| You have to learn to communicate | Just agree with me |
| Are you listening to me!? | [Too late, you're dead.] |
| I'm sorry | You'll be sorry |
| Do you like this recipe? | It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it |
| Was that the baby? | Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. |
| I'm not yelling! | Yes I am yelling because I think this is important |
| All we're going to buy is a soap dish | It goes without
saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? |
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