guide2

At long last... The Female's ultimate Guide to what a man really means
when he says something. Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later).

WHAT HE SAYS	WHAT HE MEANS!!!!
It's a guy thing	There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical
Can I help with dinner	Why isn't it already on the table?
Uh huh, Sure, honey, or Yes, dear	Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
It would take too long to explain	I have no idea how it works.
Take a break, honey, you're working too hard.	I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner
That's interesting, dear	Are you still talking?
That's women's work	It's difficult, dirty, and thankless
I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses.	The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe
Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing.	And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon
I can't find it	It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless
What did I do this time?	What did you catch me at?
I heard you.	I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me
You know I could never love anyone else	I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.
You look terrific	Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving.